Sat - Jan 17th.
It's allowed if your having 'chai' or eating lunch and its suddenly illegal to converse with you, sometimes i might even be accused of tresspassing if i stand beside the guy in subject when an unusual amount of food is being consumed in an unusually slow manner. Further to my annoyance...DO NOT pop out that 'hanky' and start wildly wiping your face just when iam trying to explain what exactly is wrong with my phone line! Also 90% of the time your wiping nothing of your face and 90% of the time you will take 20 mins to do it. And i will just stand there like a fool, feeling like a dunce (tom and jerry dunce hat in place) when i watch you engage in profuse face wipery for no reason really. After this tomfoolery i will be met with patronizing and pretentious bouts of attentive oggling and sudden nods to yourself. And then obviously im not allowed to yell cuz i would be considered inhuman, rude and socially immoral...how unfair!
Im getting a board outside my house
'HANKIES ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH LUNCH, CHAI OR EVEN WEAPONRY, DO NOT USE TO AVOID INTERACTION OR DELAY TRANSACTION, BITCH"
1 comment:
Bizarre!! you on uppers or downers?!! ; )
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