Friday, January 30, 2009

Rant

I have the weirdest thumbs on earth, theyre like weird pigeons or orthopaedically challenged reptiles of some sort. Does it ever happen to you that suddenly out of the blue you notice some random thing about yourself and its VERY ODD to you. Thereon you inadvertently begin detesting yourself, it lasts for a couple of minutes, but its strong. Sometimes you start worrying that you might just want to smash your head or dynamically ram into the nearest wall. Sometimes even a random word will sound really weird and you will find yourself saying it 10 times and then suddenly start wondering how idiotic the word really sounds. OK TRY IT, say BLING...say it ten times...feeling like a dimwit?
Told you so.

Another thing, can body suits be banned? or outfits that end up looking like body suits. Can people be politely told not to wear tight grey Lycra pants with tight grey Lycra shirts and ending up looking like beanbags!!! couple that with purple jackets that look like capes..
Is it a BIRD? Is it a plane?? NO, its a hacky sack
I'm being mean.

Reminds self of alarming body weight issue too***
Before Nit-picking others, check yourself***
Prays***

Back to work

2 comments:

Small Miracle said...

OMG!! this is one of my favourites!! hahahahha

"Is it a BIRD? Is it a plane?? NO, its a hacky sack!!" ...AWESOME!!!

n now i am gonna sack u for bloggin when i have clearly BANNED u ; (... bye...nice knowin ya!

I Wear It Like A Tattoo said...

nooooooooooooooooooo

ok no blogging!!
:(